do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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