oh god the rape fog is back!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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