Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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