Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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