She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
3 2 1 whiskey
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
ok first of all what the fuck
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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