we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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