the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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