Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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