im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Hippo gnu deer
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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