We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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