I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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