Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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