can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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