i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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