After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
