Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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