Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Randomize
