didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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