She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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