My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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