O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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