Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
her vagine was all disorganized.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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