i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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