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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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