What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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