i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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