I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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