doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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