he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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