This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
why is half of my head shaved?
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