belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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