didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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