Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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