I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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