I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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