Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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