you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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