Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you win again, gameday.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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