the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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