i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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