I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
