He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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