Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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