so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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