That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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