Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
