But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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