The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
id be glad to
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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