My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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