yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Randomize
