Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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