she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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