In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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