So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think people are normalizing furries
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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