A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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